Shipping & Returns


If our $5 Flat-Rate shipping were any faster we'd have to strap your package to a bolt of lightning. We are still working on that. Poor bob... He almost didn't make it last go.

We typically ship the same day an order is placed by 12PM EST. Items ordered after 12PM typically go out the next day. We utilize various methods but our main shipping method is USPS First Class mail, First Class all the way.